Alex's assistant is the loveable Fire Girl Marie Zlatko.  She's full of life, passion, ideas, energy.  Part of her job as Alex's assistant is to watch porn (poor girl).  Marie has a strong appreciation for both men and women, but also has a unique perspective on adult entertainment from "inside" the porn industry.  Each week she'll review 1 to 3 full length titles available in our Pay-Per-View Theater.

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 Homegrown's Best Internal Cumshots |  120 min |  Homegrown Video

Types of Content:  Oral, Hetero Intercourse, asphyxiation, internal cumshots
General Story:  No story, just four different couple doin' it, and then watching the cum spill out of the girl.
Creativity:  This was pretty typical porn... nothing innovative or new.  Maybe in 1982 it was cutting edge amateur (box cover says 1982).
Actors:  All the actors looked pretty trashy--according to my tastes.  The girls had nice bodies, but I can't say much for their faces, hair, or voices.  None of the dudes were enticing, but a few had nice big cocks.
Sincerity:  The first two couples had really great chemistries, and the girls got off a lot. The sex was definitely real and probably unscripted.  There were no corny voiceovers or directors' instructions.  Just pure sex.  ALL SEX.
High Points: Nice boobies are always good.  I was impressed at how sexually charged the girls were, not just "on their backs" taking whatever came to them like most porn.  But these girls came a lot.  They were really into it despite their gross looking boyfriends.
Low Points:  Trashy actors, a couple really boring STUPID scenes.  And watching cum come out of a girl is kinda weird for me.  I don't really think it's something I like watching.  But I guess getting paid to watch it isn't too terrible.  =)
Wetness Factor:  DRY  |  MOIST  |  WET  |  SOAKED  |  PUDDLE  I'm actually pretty wet.  I like seeing girls scream.  I wanna go home and get laid.
Overall Rating (1-5 Matchsticks):    It was ok. Not the worst I've seen, that's for sure. But it wasn't really great either.

 Candy Stripers 3 |  90 min |  Arrow Productions

NOTE: The PPV Theater has this title listed as "Candy Strippers 3"
Types of Content:  Girl-girl oral and fingering, hetero intercourse, anal, oral, threesomes and moresomes.
General Story:  A couple strippers end up working as nurses in a hospital.  They dream of being actors, and luckily some TV stars end up at their hospital.  These ladies end up doing them in an effort to get parts in movies or tv shows.
Creativity:  It was pretty interesting, but after watching the first one, I was expecting something super.  This one had some rather corny parts, and nothing too shocking.
Actors:  There were some nice boobies and Ron Jeremy's big dick.  But nothing too impressive beyond that.
Sincerity:  Everyone was into it.  No faking and the sex seemed to flow without a director calling every shot.
High Points:  It was humorous and cute. I never had to fast forward (again), thankfully, and for the most part I was into it.
Low Points:  It wasn't as good as the first one.  The action was slow to start, and sometimes kinda boring.  There weren't any girlgasms that I noticed, either.
Wetness Factor:  DRY  |  MOIST  |  WET  |  SOAKED  |  PUDDLE
Overall Rating (1-5 Matchsticks):    Don't go rush and see it.  If you haven't seen the first Candy Stripers yet, see this one first.

 Candy Stripers 1 |  90 min |  Arrow Productions

NOTE: The PPV Theater has this title listed as "Candy Strippers"
Types of Content:  Hetero intercourse, straight and lesbian oral, anal, threesome, ORGY!
General Story:  (1978) A few naughty nurses in practice are running amok in the hospital where they volunteer. They're doin it with the nurses, doctors, interns, even patients.  And the acts are taking place in every corner of every room.  In the end even the prudish 'Sarge' gets down and dirty with the horny girls in pink dresses.
Creativity:  I don't know much about porn in the 70's, but I think it's pretty damned creative.  I was on edge throughout, and was surprised on many occassions.  I was NEVER bored, and I NEVER had to fast forward through miserable porn scenes.
Actors:  The actors were kinda flaky, but not so much that they weren't fun.  They were all good looking, and it didn't take long to get into those old school mustaches.  The big hair and glossy lips really got me goin, and once those girls pulled up their skirts I was lost in a sea of sweet pink flesh.
Sincerity:  Everyone was way into what they were doing.  Lots of moaning, lots of coming, lots of initiating.  It was obviously scripted, but it was definitely sincere.
High Points: Lots of hot people with no inhibitions, making great noises and having great fucks.
Low Points:  Hmn....I'll come back to this.
Wetness Factor:  DRY  |  MOIST  |  WET  |  SOAKED  |  PUDDLE  I am Well LUBRICATED!
Overall Rating (1-5 Matchsticks):    Go watch it!  This movie rocks.  I can't wait to watch the next three.

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