Release Notes for the Free Version of
Alex Firestone's Boob Blaster


VERSION 0.95 BETA

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ALEX FIRESTONE'S BOOB BLASTER (AFBB)

RELEASE NOTES, version 0.96 Beta

June 14, 2005

  1. AFBB is freeware. You may download it, copy it, share it with friends.
  2. AFBB is copyrighted, and the name has a pending trademark. You may not sell the game. While it is free to trade and play, it is the intellectual property of Fire House Productions.
  3. The game is a Flash file. Any browser, updated with the Flash Player from www.macromedia.com, can play this game. Visit You may drag and drop the .SWF file to your browser, or, from your browser's window, choose File->Open, and select the .SWF file.
  4. Unlike many freeware games, AFBB does not contain bannerware, spyware, trojan horses or viruses. It's just a fun, straightfoward game.
  5. The game contains sexual images and sounds. Do not launch or play this game if you are under 18 years old. Do not let the game be seen or accessed by anyone under the age of 18.
  6. The game is offered without warranty. It could contain bugs and errors.
  7. The user releases Fire House Productions for any possible harm, psychological or otherwise, that may result from downloading or playing this game.
  8. The online version of the game, playable in the members' areas of the adult paysites Firegirls.com, FairOnes.com, FireLoads.com and BoobBlaster.com, offers the following additional features:
       * Save your high scores on all-time and daily lists.
       * Play in AFBB tournaments for cash and other awards.
       * Play variations and sequels of the game.
       * Play other fun, sexy games by Alex Firestone (as they're released).
       * Play upgraded, debugged versions of AFBB.
       * See the characters from the game in movies, bios, photos and news.
  9. Tip sheets containing dozens of playing hints are available at www.firegirls.com/boobblaster/
  10. The sounds in the Boob Blaster game are either (a) Alex's own recordings, (b) sounds licensed to Alex Firestone, or (c) freeware. The "trojan man" soundbyte is a recording of Alex Firestone and Fitzpatrick Thompson, and was not copied from any previous recordings, nor used as a paid promotion by or for Trojan Brand Condoms (Trojan is a registered trademark of Church & Dwight Co. Inc.), but Alex Firestone does encourage the use of their fine products. The "oh crap" and "eat your meat, pussy" soundbytes are simulations of moments from live performances by actor/comedian Jim Gaffigan, who has not endorsed this game, nor participated in its creation. Alex Firestone just happens to really like Jim Gaffigan.

ENHANCEMENTS SINCE VERSION 0.95B

- "Healed" cock speed bug fixed.  (0.96B)
- Two missing sounds now play.  (0.96B)
- Death by Ben-Wa crash fixed.  (0.96B)
- Rules screen updated.  (0.96B)

   

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